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Friday, December 29, 2006
Celebrity Scandal To-Do List
1. Make an ass out of yourself. 2. Try to sound sincere when making your public apology. 3. Hire a public relations firm. 4. Appear on Larry King or Oprah and admit to a troubled childhood. 5. Check into rehab. 6. Start process over again.