This just in: Lauren Nelson has been arrested for several charges including - public intoxication, felony possession of a controlled substance, public indecency, urinating on homeless people, carpet munching, and lewd conduct with a goat.
In a related story. A NYC resident, Oscar Petrie, woke up this morning with a crown and a sash. Apparently, Lauren Nelson had lost them and a $50,000 scholarship several hours earlier in a World Celebrity Texas Hold-Em Strip Poker tournament. She had won the coveted Miss America title hours before that, then walked away from the pageant area saying she was feeling lucky.