There has been a vicious and hurtful rumour circulating the Internet that yours truly, Pseudonym, may have fathered the late Anna Nicole Smith's baby. The source of this rumour has been located and legal action is on the horizon. Let me clear the record. I did not have sex with that woman.
Certainly I tried but as always I was rejected as a suitable suitor.
1 comment:
Ummm, I think I'll wait for the DNA results before I buy it! :P
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