Possible Fathers to Anna Nicole Smith's Baby

There appears to be a growing number of possible fathers which means the labs will going full tilt testing DNA samples. Here is the latest list:

Prince Frederic von Anhalt: Claims to have had a longtime affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be the father of her baby daughter. Married to Zsa Zsa Gabor. Known for making outrageous statements about the advantages of being rich, laying claim to a German castle and suing Viagra for leaving him unable to have sex unless he takes the drug. Says he's 59; the German press puts him in his mid 70s. The compulsive liar and bullshitter. Can't be him.

Howard K. Stern: He was known to have spent a lot of time with Anna Nicole Smith — but few can agree on the definition or depth of their relationship. He was a lawyer to Smith, but he also claims to have been her lover and the father of her infant girl. He is 38. He likely got a mercy fuck so maybe?

J. Howard Marshall: Smith married 89 year old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall in 1994 but he died the following year. She has been embroiled in legal disputes associated with the estate. Anna Nicole's sister, Donna Hogan, says the her sister froze the 89-year-old's sperm and may have used it to get pregnant. Why can't it be a dead guy?

Larry Birkhead: Larry is a 34 year old photographer who met Smith in 2004. He has the support of Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, in his claim that he is the biological father of Smith's daughter.

Alexander Denk: Denk is an Austrian American actor and was the personal bodyguard of Anna Nicole Smith. He thinks it could be him. I think he's in the same class as Birkhead.

Mark Hatten: Hatten lived with Anna Nicole for two years and is currently serving time in prison after being convicted by a judge on a stalking charge against Anna Nicole. He has written letters to a television program claiming that he could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter. In the letters, Hatten also claims to have made a sex tape with Anna Nicole while they were together. This guys sounds so creepy that it could be the one.

Michael Jackson: Ummm. Maybe not. He's more white than the baby.

This is more interesting than the board game Clue.