Monday, May 07, 2007

I'm getting bored with Britney Spears

I'm getting tired of Britney's bad outfits, wigs and hats. It's like she is intentionally trying to bust a few paparazzi cameras. All she does now is go shopping. No more falling down drunk and dirty dancing with chicks in her underwear. It's as if rehab worked.

Well Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton salvaged the weekend, otherwise there would be no skank report. Lets see...Paris is going to jail for 45 days for violating parole, claims she didn't know her licence was suspended, claims the cops who pulled her over were hitting on her, and then goes shopping the next day and gives the world another upskirt flash!! What a moron! Meanwhile, Lindsay was photographed during a cocaine binge crammed in a washroom stall with 2 friends and blabbed about boning James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. Just to name a few.

I love these skanks.

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