Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Most Bizarre Paternity Suit

Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don't know which is which. Or who is who.

The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman's testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other.

A paternity test in this case could not help. The test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants to pay the child support.

This sounds just too weird. The woman is a slut and the brothers are jerks just trying to avoid paying support. The whole bunch should be sterilized.

1 comment:

mzchief said...

Hmmmmm...
Since there is a 99.9% probability of BOTH of them being the father and NEITHER man can PROVE he is NOT then PERHAPS each man should pay HALF the child support just to make certain THEIR child is being supported.