Monday, March 31, 2008

Sick Sick Sick


An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table. Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.

Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police. According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.

He is free on a $20,000 bond.

I'm no authority and fetishes. But I've never heard of a fetish involving patio furniture. But what ever kind of sex you are into, please keep it inside the confines of your home.

1 comment:

Loser Domi said...

I don't know about you, but the first thing I thought when I heard that story was "Oww--splinters" MAybe that's just me