Monday, November 24, 2008
Student arrested for breaking wind
A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turned off his classmates' computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.
Clearly, the only solution to resolve this is by placing the little fart in handcuffs. Today he may be blasting gas but unless you act decisively, this type of behaviour could lead to more serious criminal activity like firing hand guns. On a related note, several other students in the school have reported flatulence problems and stomach cramps in fear that releasing a fart will land them in similar trouble