Mats Sundin (MS): Thank for hooking up today guys. So just identify who is on the line and where you are calling from.
Tomas Kaberle (TM): Good to hear from you Mats. It's Kabs in my condo in TO.
Pavel Kubina (PK): Pav here from Prague. I was just taking my daughter out for some shopping before heading off to Canada for the start of the school year.
TM: Have to get you guys over for dinner when you get settled.
MS: You guys know I'm coming in for a charity hockey game this week.
Darcy Tucker (DT): So you're back!
MS: Umm, haven't decided yet. Is that Tucks?
DT: Yeah, I'm in Denver unpacking still. This is such a drag. Is the Caber on the line?
Bryan McCabe (BM): I am Tucker you little Fucker. On my cell phone in Nashville. Driving the whole damn fucking family down to Florida. I'm going to strangle the little shits.
TM: Haha. I hear thats legal down there.
MS: Listen up guys. I've called this meeting...well...because we got to disband the current Muskoka Five.
DT: I knew this was coming. That Fletcher is such a dickhead.
MS: Ease up guys. I know Cliff a long time. He's just doing his job. Now when we first organized this little club, we thought those no trade contracts would have us set up for life. That Ferguson was such an easy mark. But he's gone so we got to move on.
BM: Yeah. That Cliff is too shifty. Couldn't squeeze a buyout from him no matter how much we tried. It's a new world guys.
MS: But we got a hell of a tradition going in Toronto that we don't want to kill. Kabs I'm leaving in your hands as the longest surviving Muskoka Five member to recruit some rookies.
TK: I'm up for it Mats.
PK: Kabs you hit the Canadian guys and I'll go after the Euros.
DT: Take my word for it that floater Steen is a sure thing.
BM: Hey and Carlos the Glassman was always bugging me to get in.
MS: Now what I hear about Wilson is he is a bit of a tough guy. Don't worry about him Kabs and Pav. They all start out that way but when Damien Cox gets through with him, he be crying like a baby. Just tell the guys, you can't get sent down so don't sweat it.
TK: I hear you. I'm going to come late to the first practice. Haha. I'll tell him my kid had diarrhea.
MS: Well I've got to run. I'm late for a golf game. Take care and see you guys around. It was a blast.
PK: Keep your head down on those drives Mats.
BM: Hey Darcy Fuckhead, keep your head up when we play the Avs.
DT: I'm going to make you into a board ad.
BM: Shit I gotta go. I think my wife lost one of the kids.
TK: Bye guys.
PK: bye.
DT: Five for ever, Signing out.