Woman arrested for using a vibrator while driving

It was likely the most unique traffic stop two police officers from Elmwood Place police have ever had.

Officers pulled over 32-year-old Colondra Hamilton for an equipment violation on Aug. 17 around 7:30 p.m. in the 200 block of Township Avenue in Elmwood Place.

Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was.

Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.

Hamilton is charged with driving with misdemeanor impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. According to court records, Hamilton has a lengthy criminal history.

This is a serious case of multi-tasking. Seriously I checked Ontario's The Countering Distracted Driving and Promoting Green Transportation Act, 2009, which is our law banning cell phones while driving. It does not cover dildos. You cannot use an iPod but a little stimulation is just fine.

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