Authorities in Florida said a homeless man sent to jail on Friday was found to be concealing 30 items in a condom hidden in his rectum.
The Sarasota County Sheriff's Office said Neil Lansing, 33, had been jailed following a Friday court appearance on undisclosed charges when corrections deputies performing a routine cell block search noticed a piece of condom sticking out of Lansing's rectum.
Officials said they removed the condom and it was found to contain 17 blue pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe with an eraser covering the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon.
Tell me, was it the lip balm that grossed you out the most?
2 comments:
How many times was he going to use the condom, seeing as he had 17 Viagra tabs? ( I presume they were the blue pills). That's what you called being prepared!
His arse was like a store cupboard!! And yes, the words lip balm and rectums should never be seen in the same sentence!! HA!!
Word verification: anall-how appropriate.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH! Too Funny.
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