First there was the Sunset Channel
Then the Aquarium Channel
And of course the Fireplace Channel
What are they? Well channels that play endless videos to sunsets, aquariums, and fireplace. I don't subscribe to these channels but obviously I'm still paying for them.
Now Rogers, my local monopolistic cable provider, is adding the Chicken Channel. Now I can stretch out on the sofa and watch chicken roasting on a spit.