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Taco Bell is launching an advertising campaign Friday to fight back against a lawsuit charging its taco filling isn’t beef.
The fast-food chain is placing full-page print ads in the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, New York Times and other papers as well as online ads to “set the record straight”. The print ads say, in huge letters, “Thank you for suing us. Here’s the truth about our seasoned beef.” They go on to outline the meat’s ingredients.
The lawsuit, filed by the Alabama law firm Beasley, Allen, Crow, Methvin, Portis & Miles, doesn’t specify what percentage of the mixture is meat. But the firm’s attorney Dee Miles said the firm had the product tested and found it contained less than 35 per cent beef. The firm would not say who tested the meat or give any other specifics of the analysis.
Taco Bell says its seasoned beef contains 88 per cent USDA-inspected beef and the rest is water, spices and a mixture of oats, starch and other ingredients that contribute to the “quality of its product.” The company said it uses no extenders.
If you go to the Taco Bell website you will find the following description of what in their seasoned ground beef:
Beef, Water, Seasoning [Isolated Oat Product, Salt, Chili Pepper, Onion Powder, Tomato Powder, Oats (Wheat), Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Spices, Maltodextrin, Soybean Oil (Anti-dusting Agent), Garlic Powder, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Citric Acid, Caramel Color, Cocoa Powder (Processed With Alkali), Silicon Dioxide, Natural Flavors, Yeast, Modified Corn Starch, Natural Smoke Flavor], Salt, Sodium Phosphates. CONTAINS SOYBEAN, WHEAT
Not familiar with some of these ingredients? Well here is a description from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration:
Isolated Oat Product: Made industrially from oats. Helps processed meat stay moist.
Soy Lecithin: Mainly used to keep oils and water from separating.
Maltodextrin: Usually used as a sweetener. Derived from starches such as corn, wheat or potatoes.
Autolyzed Yeast Extract: Flavor enhancer made from yeast that makes savory flavors more intense.
Citric Acid: Found naturally in citrus fruits. Used to give foods a sour or acidic flavor, or as a preservative.
Silicon Dioxide: Essentially, sand. Ground very fine and used in small quantities to keeps food such as powdery seasoning mixes from caking up. Packets of seasoning mixes at the grocery store often include it.
Sodium Phosphates: A common meat preservative.




The man came to his local police station in southwestern Germany on Tuesday saying that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife of 18 years and mother of their two children.
"Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said in a statement.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."
I bet for a lot of guys this would be the dream relationship - hours and hours of sex. But let's be realistic, how long would it take before you were limp, blistered and burning. And what follows is the humiliation and harassment that comes with under performing. Are you sure you want that?

Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
"The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there."
If Nash is indicted and found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail.

| Season | Points | % Lead | |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1986-87 | 183 | 69.4% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1983-84 | 205 | 62.7% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1982-83 | 196 | 58.1% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1984-85 | 208 | 54.1% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1985-86 | 215 | 52.2% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1981-82 | 212 | 44.2% |
| Phil Esposito | 1972-73 | 130 | 25.0% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1990-91 | 163 | 24.4% |
| Wayne Gretzky | 1980-81 | 164 | 21.5% |
| Bobby Orr | 1969-70 | 120 | 21.2% |
| Phil Esposito | 1973-74 | 145 | 18.9% |
| Jaromir Jagr | 1998-99 | 127 | 18.7% |
| Mario Lemieux | 1988-89 | 199 | 18.5% |
| Phil Esposito | 1968-69 | 126 | 17.8% |
| Phil Esposito | 1971-72 | 133 | 13.7% |
| Mario Lemieux | 1987-88 | 168 | 12.8% |
| Jaromir Jagr | 1997-98 | 102 | 12.1% |
| Mario Lemieux | 1996-97 | 127 | 11.9% |
| Guy Lafleur | 1976-77 | 136 | 11.5% |
| Bobby Hull | 1965-66 | 97 | 11.5% |










John Stone says he wore the Packers tie to work Monday at Webb Chevrolet in Oak Lawn to honor his late grandmother, who was a big Green Bay fan.
The sentimental gesture did not impress his boss, Jerry Roberts.
Roberts says the dealership has done promotions involving the Bears and he was afraid the tie could alienate the team's fans and make it harder to sell cars.
Roberts adds that Stone was offered five chances to take off the tie but he refused.
I can't decide who was the bigger dickhead the asshole who fired a guy over a tie or the idiot who felt he had to take a stand over tacky neckwear. Explain how this isn't wrongful dismissal?
WSFA 12 News contacted the Taco Bell Corporation for a response to the lawsuit. Company spokesman Rob Poetsch issued this statement::
"Taco Bell prides itself on serving high quality Mexican inspired food with great value. We're happy that the millions of customers we serve every week agree. We deny our advertising is misleading in any way and we intend to vigorously defend the suit.
"The complaint alleges that what Taco Bell calls "beef" doesn't meet the minimum requirements set by the USDA to be called "beef" or "seasoned ground beef" or anything of the kind.
"Rather than beef, these food items are actually made with a substance known as "taco meat filling," according to the lawsuit.
The lawsuit states that Taco Bell should refer to its product as "taco meat filling" because it contains mostly "extenders" and other non-meat substances.
What are these substances? The document lists water, "Isolated Oat Product," wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate as well as beef and seasonings.
The USDA defines "beef" as "flesh of cattle."
The definition as read in the lawsuit states "Ground beef" "shall consist of chopped fresh and/or frozen beef with or without seasoning and without the addition of beef fat as such, shall not contain more than 30 percent fat, and shall not contain added water, phosphates, binders, or extenders."
The USDA policy book requires food labeled as "taco filling" to contain "at least 40 percent fresh meat," and the label must show the true product name.
In containers shipped to Taco Bell stores, not seen by consumers, the label reads: "Taco Meat Filling."
Beasley Allen law firm adds that what Taco Bell is marketing as beef only contains 36% meat.



