Canada's governing Conservative Party headquarters received a "bloody, foul-smelling" package containing a human foot in the mail this morning. They probably didn't order it, but they also can't figure out who sent it.
The Ottawa Citizen reports that police initially thought the box might contain a human heart which kind of makes sense because Prime Minister Stephen Harper doesn't have one.
Anyway the heart that might have been intended for the PM turned out to be a human foot, meaning, as police sergeant Bruce Pirt noted earlier today, in a stunning a-ha moment, "There's a body without one." Those cops don't miss a thing.
So, if you just cut off your own foot and mailed it to Tory headquarters, the police are looking for you. And they know just what to look for. Yup, a person with one foot.