Thursday, May 31, 2012

Which is worth more - sex with this girl or a McDonald's meal?


A Valley teen is facing a child prostitution charge after attempting to trade sex for food.

Faelyn Ritz, 18, was arrested Monday after she and a 14-year-old girl agreed to have sex with two men in exchange for a meal at McDonald’s.

Police approached Ritz after watching her, the 14-year-old, and the two men discuss a deal in the area of Priest and Broadway.

While speaking with officers, Ritz admitted that she had reached an agreement with the men to swap sexual favors for food at McDonald’s. Ritz also revealed that she has been prostituting since the age of 15, and charges $200 an hour for her services.

Seriously which would be more of a health risk sex with this girl or eating at McDonald's? I would suggest passing on both. Neither will be fulfilling and will only lead to guilt and regreI also find it hard to believe this girl could earn $200 per hour though I could see her eating $200 worth in McDonalds's food.

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5 comments:

Andy said...

Pseudo...reminds me of the old joke...

A whore comes home early in the morning, and empties out her pay for the night.

She counts it up, and it's 24 Dollars, and 25 cents. Her roommate asks her, "What lousy schlub gave you the 25 cents?" She replies, "All of them."

BTW, Pseudo...it is damn near impossible to comment on your blog with the ridiculous word verification that Blogger uses now. This is my 3rd attempt. Maybe it will work now that I can actually read the letters and numbers. Just sayin'...

Pseudonym said...

OK Andy I dropped the word verfication just for you. I'm using the spam filter on the comments now anyway.

Andy said...

You're a good man, Pseudo.

I mean it.

I swear to God, Blogger has made it REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hard on us old folks with failing eyes!

Screw 'em...the young punks!

Pseudonym said...

It was that touching story about your wife and the $24.25 that convinced me.

Andy said...

Heh!

Good one, Pseudo.

Nyuk...